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Today I saw a teenage boy with his girlfriend wearing skinny jeans.

In case you live somewhere along Under-A-Rockville, you probably realize that there is quite an astonishing number of male youths that wear these skinny jeans.

Unfortunately it should be noted that skinny jeans, like the Jonas Brothers, Zac Efron and Art lessons, are gay.

Yes, this increasing proliferation of skinny-jean-wearing boys is starting to worry me a little as it is slowly emasculating the entire male race, making us out to be nothing more than bigger versions of our female counterpart.

What is so attractive about skinny jeans anyway? If making your legs look slim on a GUY was supposed to look cool and "in", let me tell you it is NOT.

All it does is make your testicles seem smaller, which in case you also didn't know, is not cool at all.